The cummie squad

A group that is incredibly gay and horny, especially a guy called miles and a guy called Finney.

"The cummie squad were protesting about cheese sticks"

by Anxietywolfie November 1, 2023

Cumy the cummaster

The master of all pregnancy. Not enemies a chainmail condom can keen cumy the cummaster out of your bitch and getting her pregnant

Cumy the cummaster got my bitch pregnant last night. That condom was shredded

by Briarcrest October 16, 2016

Doing a Cummings

Interpreting rules to meet ones wishes

Doing a Cummings is breaking lockdown guidance because I fancy a trip to see my family for the it will benefit my son's mental health.

by Angry mamma May 27, 2020

Sami the cummy

Sami the cummy , is a phrase used to describe the a euphoric ,horny teenager who is known for kicking people of group chats , they are easily traumatised by photoshops and are very level headed. Sami the cummy is also used as a compliment as it describes a level headed person with a large sex drive , but it is mostly used as a insult as the original Sami the cummy was a incel and incredibly racist

John : bruh this new kid in school is so cricket horny , he even kicked me out of kahoot

Mike : ya we got a new Sami the cummy in our school

by real_dong69 June 30, 2021

5.9 cummins

The best diesel engine ever made. Puts the Powerstroke and Duramax to shame.

Man I should have bought a 5.9 cummins instead of a 6.0 powerstroke

by anonymous April 1, 2022

Mr Short Cummings

This refers to man who either has a small penis, doesn't last long during sex or has very poor performance in the bedroom. Women will often shame men like this with no regards for their feelings.
Being called Mr short Cummings can break down a man's confidence, pride, ego & self esteem.

Tasha: this guy was so dead & boring in the bedroom I was on my phone most of the time.

Layla: loool Mr short Cummings.. lock that off sis

by Arron j smith April 7, 2022

Mr Short Cummings

This refers to men who either has a small penis, doesn't last long during sex or has very poor performance in the bedroom. Women will often shame men like this with no regards for their feelings.
Being called Mr short Cummings can break down a man's confidence, pride, ego & self esteem.

Tasha: this guy was so dead & boring in the bedroom I was on my phone most of the time.

Layla: loool Mr short Cummings.. lock that off sis

by Arron j smith April 7, 2022