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by X March 9, 2005
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When you ejaculate on a piece of lefse and smack somebody on the head in the morning while there sleeping and yelling "good morning"
by Joe Joe Ives December 17, 2011
Get the Norwegian Alarm Clock mug.Some schools have a time policy for professors which allows students to leave if the instructor does not arrive after a given amount of time. Clock Blocking is when a professor arrives just before this time expires.
It was 11:14 and we were so close to having class cancelled when Dr. Jones walked in and totaly clock blocked us.
by DJ Walt April 23, 2009
Get the Clock Block mug.(V.) The process whereby the penis protrudes the hole of a pair of button-less boxer shorts, it happens repeatedly and is unwanted.
Jared should have chosen another pair of boxers for the big tennis match, he was coo-coo clocking throughout all five sets.
Henry's boxer button broke off yesterday, he coo-coo clocked all day.
Henry's boxer button broke off yesterday, he coo-coo clocked all day.
by Homeboy Bird May 11, 2007
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