clothing chair

Chair used as a substitute for a closet or a cupboard in order to store clothes.

Please get rid of your fucking clothing chair, I beg you. You’re embarrassing our whole family.

by jackpipes August 5, 2023

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Catching that on eye

To witness.

Billy was riding his bike home from soccer practice with his brother Walter. They see a mugging in an alley they normally cut through to save time and turn around to flee.

Billy says to Walter, "I'm catching that on eye... poor guy. Hopefully there was a camera!" as they race home in fear.

by Bird-0 May 28, 2023

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Catching Heat

This refers to being in a situation where you realize that you are not wanted, or perhaps feeling pressure to do something that you'd rather not do. But the threat is not direct, it's just a feeling you get, usually from an undefined group of people. Sometimes that group of people are the cops, however, or some other collection of citizens that may have some power over you.

"I've been catching heat from the neighbors ever since I put up that Donald Trump flag in my yard."

by Simon Trinculo June 9, 2023

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clothing

clothing is to cover up your dingle dongle

"Hey dude, are socks clothing?"
"No, because they don't cover up your dingle dongle"

by CouchOog December 11, 2023

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clutching

a person who masturbates by aggresively tickling/playing with his balls. aggresively as if stroking it from its common needs. just for the cause of a weird pleasure. Its also a gesture for good luck in china.

i was clutching like crazy yesterday, i busted the hugest load. You should try it.

2021: i was jelqing 2022: i was gooning 2023: i was edging 2024: the load boutta be upon these opps

by mog Tzu's disciple January 15, 2024

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