Five Hundred Crickets

For when you feel the need to waste an absurd amount of money on an equally absurd Item

Alright Dave don't do anything stupid with your first paycheck.
I'm going to go order Five Hundred Crickets!
...Why the fuck do I bother

by Dastvan June 3, 2019

Same as swamp crickets!

Used to express joy at discovering one is doing (or planning to do) something at the same time as a friend or companion. Usually used for joyous occasions

(Based on swamp crickets' ability to be doing the same thing at the same time)

"My plane is landing in NYC on Thursday"
"OMG, mine too!"
"Yay! Same as swamp crickets!"

by MayuKitahara January 30, 2024

Cricket, criCket, crickeT

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Cricket, criCket, crickeT

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Mud cricket

Better known as John Chinery a male that blows all guys with lifted trucks and cow boy boots

A male that loves trucks mud cricket

by Joelost May 8, 2020

Chimney Crickets

When under investigation by any given agency, Black Coats that ShrinkRayed themselves to hide in your chimney and plant bugs everywhere

“Man, shits gettin weird around here”

“I know man, them damn Chimney Crickets got the block hot”

by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024

cricket spider

What a normal cricket looks like when you’re smoking that crack rock

Steve, did you just see that big fucking cricket spider try to karate chop my ass??

by Rashy Dwarf October 1, 2019

Cricket

Cricket is a girl with such a rare name, you never would forget it. She can sometimes be a little slower than others but always catches up and doesn't get discouraged. Cricket knows what she deserves yet sometimes ignores it out of fear of others's reactions, however Cricket is beautiful on the inside, and out.

"Did you see that girl, Cricket? She's so gorgeous"

by writ3rs bl0ck October 26, 2022