correctoranus

Arsehole who corrects everything.

Don't be a correctoranus.

by HoweRando September 4, 2021

Correctomy

Verbal surgery performed on a husband by his wife when she feels he needs to know he is wrong about something.

Bob accidentally passed the freeway exit to the mall, and the next thing he knew he was receiving an emergency correctomy.

by Sloppy Johnson July 1, 2016

correcto mingo

when your name is Bobby and you have the best GF ever

damn bobby is a correcto mingo

by Bobbythekai June 3, 2018

correctreo

An excuse that is an actual reason for why you did something.

That guy just used a correctreo, to tell his boss why he was late for work.

by Rundom57 December 4, 2024

Corrective Lens

Something you put on your face so that other people's beauty becomes more apparent. It fixes the problem in your eyes.

Hey, give me my corrective lens', I need them to ride that outlandish giraffe.

by PAYJE April 20, 2010

Correction Slap

Whilst someone is doing wrong to themself or someone else you slap them with your palm onto their forehead

Your mum is hawt
*Correction Slaps*

by snjgaming September 22, 2011

Correct

Used instead of "yes" to avoid the appearance of agreement with a speaker who is spitting hot fire in breach of decorum.

Josh: "I think we should really start answering yes-no questions with a simple 'yes' or 'no'."
Steve: "Correct."

by Quickizzle June 9, 2018