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Clothing Carpet

The unkempt state of a floor (within a living area: bedroom, bathroom, or living room) completely or partially covered in clothing (clean or dirty) of varying depths.
The door to the bedroom was not easily opened due to the depth of the clothing carpet.

Be careful walking through the room, as I haven't done laundry in a while so my clothing carpet is getting deeper by the day.
by Niceguy73wv August 9, 2025
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licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit
Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"
by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017
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clothes default

When someone fails to wash their clothes, or had planned to do so but was unable to, and is then merely left to choose from the limited or non-existent selection of clothes they still have available.
Joey was planning to do a load of laundry before flying to Hawaii, but he went to the bar after work instead of going to the laundromat, so he experienced a clothes default.
by snowman559 November 19, 2021
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Cloth Drama

A purely one sided fabricated issue dilated to be 100x worse than what it actually is
well you wouldn’t get it, there’s so much you don’t know

Stfu with yo damn cloth drama
by GonkTinker March 27, 2022
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Filled Clothed

Passing out fully clothed when one is tired, exhausted or from consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
Hannah was so exhausted from listening to Avenged Sevenfold’s anthology that I found her filled clothed laying in the street.
by MellyMel509 April 3, 2023
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T-clothes

T-Clothes are clothes that are on trend and everyone is wearing them. These people are normally on "trend" or have popular clothing. These clothes are some of the time can be what celebrities wear.
"That girl has some t-clothes." or " That boy's t-clothes are so cool."
by Hannah\(>-<)/ April 1, 2017
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Clothes

A conspiracy of the government to stop the people from being naked. This plot is to stop child-making.
No way! He's wearing clothes.
by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017
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