sauce chasm

The gap between the crust of a pizza and the beginning of the cheese. The exorbitant amount of sauce that is collected in between the two, serving no other purpose than to piss you off. The no man's land where the cheese ends and the crust begins, covered only by marinara.

I left an extra inch of pizza because the sauce chasm was too overpowering.

by lotsawasabi09 July 26, 2012

Thrusty Clam

n. Insertion of the penis or a vibrator or dildo into a person's mouth such that speech is occluded, rendered incoherent or prevented altogether.

Bitch starts chirping me, so I gave him the Thrusty Clam.

by TOothFairy February 15, 2014

Captain Clam

When a chick shaves her pubic hair into an elegant little moustache.

I used to prefer bald until I met a woman with a Captain Clam.

by Mobscenity October 20, 2014

jammy clam

Vagina during menstruation

Marie: "It's that time of the month, got such a jammy clam"

Lizzie "Not tonight, got a jam clam going on"

by AliceHdog February 8, 2015

smashed clam

A porn stars sausage wallet that's been smashed by hundreds of dudes with horse like willys , it is most unpleasant to look at and hence looks like a smashed clam.. Approach with caution. May smell like tuna or stale baby gravy.

Look at the smashed clam on her, I wouldn't fuck it with your dick.

by wetfart July 31, 2014

razor clam

a tube shaped clam

i put salt on sand then a tube thing came up that was a razor clam

by pookiesgramma June 29, 2017

Love Clam

Another name for pussy.

I was licking her love clam when it squirted.

by Melakesh December 5, 2017