Blood Dragon

After having sex with a woman who is hard on her period (your balls are a bloody mess), stand next to the wall and smack your nuts into the wall, leaving a bloody print of a flying dragon.

I am sure she will be pissed off when she finds the blood dragon on her wall.

by Mobscenity October 20, 2014

Captain Clam

When a chick shaves her pubic hair into an elegant little moustache.

I used to prefer bald until I met a woman with a Captain Clam.

by Mobscenity October 20, 2014

Beaver Archer

A woman who has great vaginal aim when peeing.

I never go camping with a woman who isn't a beaver archer.

by Mobscenity October 20, 2014

Dragon Butter

The mix of period blood and semen.

The evening was perfect...until...the dragon butter showed up on the sheets.

by Mobscenity October 22, 2014

Thrashing Dragon

A sex position where you light the members pubes on fire and then flail over them until climax.

Dude. I totally did the thrashing dragon last night. It’s a bit tender now, but it was amazing!

by Mobscenity November 16, 2014

Blowing Shine

The act of squirting semen out of your ass.

The best part of anal is afterwards when you get to watch them blowing shine.

by Mobscenity October 20, 2014