There are several variations to this dirty little limerick. I recited a slightly different version when I was a child in the 1970s:
Oom Chucka Willie from the coconut grove, he was a mean mother fucker, you could tell by his clothes.
He wore a black leather jacket and a hairy ass, between his balls there was a ton of grass.
He lined a hundred girls against the wall, swore to the devil he would fuck them all.
When he got to 99 he had to stop, his penis and balls were about to pop.
When he got to the doctor the doctor said,"Oom Chucka Willie your balls are dead".
So when he got down to hell, he was feeling swell. Fucked the devil, and his wife as well.
On his tombstone, written in green: "Oom Chucka Willie--the Mean Mother Fucking Machine".
He wore a black leather jacket and a hairy ass, between his balls there was a ton of grass.
He lined a hundred girls against the wall, swore to the devil he would fuck them all.
When he got to 99 he had to stop, his penis and balls were about to pop.
When he got to the doctor the doctor said,"Oom Chucka Willie your balls are dead".
So when he got down to hell, he was feeling swell. Fucked the devil, and his wife as well.
On his tombstone, written in green: "Oom Chucka Willie--the Mean Mother Fucking Machine".
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I was Chuck Norrising in the brush so that i could have a beautiful killcam and shank the last man standing.
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Cool, awesome, etc. In full, it means something as awesome as Chuck Norris. The ultimate compliment, since Chuck Norris is the coolest of the cool.
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by Chuck December 21, 2004
Get the Chuck-a-palooza mug.Another way of saying (you kicked ass or kicked someones ass) mostly everything you touch gets its ass handed to them.
1. Johnny: "Holy Crap! You Chuck Norrised that bear!"
Billy: "I had to.. it ate my goddamn Picnic basket!!"
2. Guy: "I totally Chuck norrised that girls vag last night"
Guy's Friend: "Ive noticed by the way shes walking with crutchs"
Billy: "I had to.. it ate my goddamn Picnic basket!!"
2. Guy: "I totally Chuck norrised that girls vag last night"
Guy's Friend: "Ive noticed by the way shes walking with crutchs"
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Most often used when fucking a midget.
Very classy move!!!
Most often used when fucking a midget.
Very classy move!!!
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