breatharian

some dumb cunt who thinks they can, instead of eating food, survive by eating/breathing oxygen and absorbing sunlight like a fucking plant.

stoner: im a breatharian!
normal human: wtf how are you alive

by smart cunt with common sense August 20, 2019

buzzard breath

All the sweetness of breath that you'd expect of a creature that eats carrion.

If your idea of a hot meal was pavement pizza warmed over on the asphalt solar griddle, you'd have buzzard breath too.

by Downstrike August 27, 2005

Gay Breath

One's breath that reeks of cock and/or balls. More accurately describes that of a male who has recently performed felacio on another man. Usually accompanied by a stray pubic hair lodged in between the teeth or crusty lips.

Jack's breath was awful. It smelled of cock. I think he has Gay Breath, and did you see that crust on his lips?

by Lastada Quachiala December 13, 2010

Dragons Breath

A potent combination of several common household foodstuffs and spices that causes severe irritation, and occasionally damage, to the eyes, nose, throat and skin when sprayed at somone. A home made pepper spray.

I gave jeanne some dragons breath in case that pitbull nextdoor gets out again.

by Wolf89 December 26, 2005

Breath Cancer

1) Chronic bad breath. Breath so foul; the stench of which is tantamount to that of a diseased, deceased, decaying carcass inside one's mouth.

2) Chronic bad breath from smoking cigarettes.

1) Don't let his pretty smile fool you; Larry actually has some of the worst breath cancer you'll ever encounter.

2) Five hours after his last cigarette, Larry's breath cancer finally began to wane.

by Caserdoodle October 2, 2007

breath of fresh smoke

relief or happiness caused by one smoking weed that finally

isnt bad.

man this shit is a real breath of fresh smoke after all that reg.

by svender legs July 8, 2011

Breathing Eel

When your poop is so long that the end of your turd hides in the dark of the toilet bowl, and the head of the turd comes out of the water to get fresh air.

Old lady 1... "did you see how big my stool was?"

Old lady 2... "yea, it was huge, but it was no breathing eel!"

by the magic pooper March 2, 2012