Blurst

Combination of bleeding while at the same time bursting. Usually refers to the bursting of blood out one's crevices. Can sometime relate to periods, or large fits of laughter, zit poppings, deficating, or throwing up.

I went to the bathroom and blursted all over the toilets.

by BlurstingBall May 6, 2010

blurge

1)to master bate (male)

man, when im goin home, im going to blurge all over my hoe

by larold houges March 12, 2007

Blurghing

1. To write, or attempt to write (as the case may be), a comment or express an idea using English in an utterly incoherent language, devoid of all sense and ignoring the basic rules of grammar.
2. Typing on a web forum after drinking half a litre of a caustic chemical which has caused severe brain damage to the typist.

"I saw him drink that bottle Janola, and he started blurghing hard"

by blackletter July 24, 2008

blurnal

something that is plain and uneventful, or not worthy of excitement.

Pasta without sauce tastes real blurnal.

That girl has a pretty good body but her face is nothing short of blurnal.

by stiffius August 21, 2009

Blurry Hand Syndrome

Frantic/desperate masturbation, possibly chronic.

Believed to have originated from the observation that male porn performers while attempting to achieve ejaculation for a cumshot will often masturbate so frantically that their hand movements become completely blurred.

"The website triggered an immediate attack of Blurry Hand Syndrome"

"The poor guy suffered from chronic Blurry Hand Syndrome when viewing photos of Megan Fox"

by fred9999 October 20, 2012

Blurking

The act of playing a video game and getting a blowjob at the same time.

Chad is overthere blurking it out with Melanie while hes playing CoD

by Blurking December 25, 2015

blurb

1) a fat roll on someone, or something.

2) someone with lots of fat rolls
.

1) "Dude! that sumo wrestler has blurbs everywhere!"
2) Rosie O'Donall

by umbledoom October 29, 2009