Baseball

a very hard ball
able to do some damage

a fan was struck in the ass with a baseball and now has an stretched out rectum

by Jay June 2, 2003

Keyboard basher

Someone who beats their keyboard in frustration when they lose at a videogame, either due to poor teammates or the sad fact they just suck. Typically sticks to beige OEM keyboards as they're the cheaapest, and cycles keyboards every two months.

Keyboard bashers are a common sight at LAN parties.

Devil 2 U: Come on guys! GET A FLAG!
***Devil 2 U was killed by KFC's artillery.
Devil 2 U: AAARRGHH!! (bashes keyboard repeatedly)

by Androktasie November 14, 2005

6th base

Ocular sex, including any act involving the penetration of the penis into the eye socket.

Sometimes this is referred to as an EJ. It is also sometimes referred to as "skull-fucking."

I got to 6th base with Pam last night after she took out her glass eye. I think she has brain damage now.

by R. Bratt March 10, 2008

based

when someone is concerned with doing their own thing and/or spreading the truth, unconcerned about anyone's reaction.

despite western medias' and international organisations' outcries, based japan did XY.

by Severin_Bro January 12, 2022

touching base

to have sex with your girlfriend or wife, instead of other girls you can associate with

John: Hey Tony, why isn't Alex at the party with all the sorority girls?

Tony: He's touching base.

John: That's too bad.

by Wong Man September 7, 2009

baseboard

the internets definitive design discussion forum, macintosh technical help board, gallery and community site. ever. honestly.

"where the fuck can i go to get help with this design / technical difficulty?" - "baseboard.net, of course!"

by baseboard March 13, 2004

Bashed

Hardcore talked shit to. Belittling to the fullest extent.

I'm sick being bashed all the time. All you do is talk shit

by Legitchick August 12, 2015