The Devil's Anus 

When a person shits so furiously and aggressively that it tears the insides causing stomach acid to flow out of the anus, which will come into contact with the open wounds from the torn anus, causing an intense burning down there.

"My husband was a good man, but he died of The Devil's Anus."

The Devil's Anus by PartEikooc December 26, 2020

Black Anus 

Slang name for the restaurant with a similar sounding name.

We had Black Anus last night.

Black Anus by onewomansslave June 30, 2009

Hotter than Satan's Anus 

A phrase said when it is unbelievably hot. So hot you think your face is going to melt off.

If hell is the hottest place imaginable, than imagine how hot in must me in Satan's anus.

Good Lord it's hotter than Satan's anus in here!

Hotter than Satan's Anus by LucyLuWhooo December 13, 2010

Australian Anus Augmentator 

This is the act of reaching up and pinching the balloon knot of your partner and then applying pressure with your tongue and humming the Australian National Anthem in the key of D major while giving a short but stout tug on the left nipple with a pair of vise grips and then using the other hand you fire up the dremel with a preloaded cutting wheel and you carve your initials in the partner's asscheek just as you are about to blow your load on the back of their neck and forehead

Robbie was quite sore after Rick gave him a Australian Anus Augmentator.

Australian Anus Augmentator by BentStiffy December 16, 2008

prolapse your anus 

The urbanian way of asking for anal sex.

Sscuse me,maaam!But can I prolapse your anus?

prolapse your anus by Roger R. August 9, 2006

Bleeding Anus 

When your anal cavity has sprung a leak and blood seefs out of it.

My anus wont stop bleeding!

Bleeding Anus by jake June 10, 2004

leaky anus syndrome

Leaky anus syndrome (LAS) is a disorder in which bodily fluids involuntarily escape through the anus. The sufferer is generally in discomfort and releases a terrible smell. A relatively common form of LAS is lagranus.

Tabitha--that girl that works on floor 82--has leaky anus syndrome and everyone runs away when they see her and her anal handkerchief coming. The path which she takes stinks for a few hours after she passes or until someone sprays air freshener!

leaky anus syndrome by tkanizzdizzwizz November 23, 2011