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fucking your mom

The action of me inserting my penis into your moms vigina.
by Jay Dizzle March 17, 2005
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is your mom a beaver

Used to describe hot moms, cause DAM! The joke refers to the fact that beavers build dams. High level joke that was not made popular by Spongebob, but rather an internet drug dealer. Any other statement is high level cappery.
Is your mom a beaver? cause DAM!
by eche777 May 9, 2020
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Your moms house

Where I was last night.
Person 1 "Where were you last night dude!"

Person 2 "Your moms house HA GOTTEM"
by Koolkid920 September 12, 2018
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Do your mom

Do your mom tonight because it feels nice.
by Sexy boy 6969696969 May 4, 2018
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Your mom is a guy

A phrase that shows more power than the infinity gauntlet, can kill anyone you play the card against unless their mom says "because I said so" and ultimate comeback that can cripple you within seconds and set your family ablaze.
Billy: "Your mom is a guy" Guys mom: "Your gay because I said so" Billy: *Melts as he screams in agony and his family tells him it's his fault.
by urmomaguy June 7, 2018
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your mom's pussy

Where I was last night.
Haha, you just been OWN3D.
by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003
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Your Mom Jokes

Your mom jokes are not funny nor do people laugh at them. They are dumb and no one likes you if you make Your mom or Yo mama jokes.
Dumb Your Mom Jokes example: Q “Does anyone know where Justin Bieber is?”
A “In your mom/yo mama”
by coolkid2008 June 9, 2021
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