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Clock watcher

A person at work that keeps tabs on when his or her co-workers come in to work, how long of a lunch they take and when they leave work.
Dude 1: "15 minutes late again..."
Dude 2: "What? You talking about me"
Dude 1: "Yeah, you're always 15 minutes late and you leave 10 minutes early too"
Dude 2: "Fucking clock watcher"
by Da Vin Chee January 26, 2010
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crotch watcher

crotch watcher
A female who derives pleasure from watching the crotches of others in a public setting in an attempt to ascertain the size of a man's penis. Many females crotch watch for sport, while others crotch watch to determine whether they desire to have sexual intercourse with the prospect. It is said to be quite popular to crotch watch african americans.
EX:
Joe: "Dude, I keep catching my girlfriend crotch watching random black guys."
Lenny: "Maybe it's because you have a small dick, dude."
by Joe April 7, 2005
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watch me do me

a reply to anything. Often used as a retort.
Teresa: yo michelle lets go play some touch football
Michelle: naaww watch me do me.
by McLovin and TBAG March 18, 2009
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watchya

Watchya up to tonight?
by whiteyzx April 16, 2010
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gold watch

Cockney rhyming sland for Scotch whisky
I'll have a gold watch and fisherman's daughter, mind the Vincent
by Ivor Thirst February 8, 2005
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Wiki-Watch

to read a plot of a tv show/movie of Wikipedia instead of watching it
Person A: "Do you wanna see a movie tonight?"

Person B: "Sure, What about 'Peter in the world'?"

Person A: "Nah, looks stupid."

Person B:"Alright I'll just Wiki-Watch it later.."

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Person A: "Hey, Did you see the new 'Harry Potter' movie?"

Person B: "I haven't got a chance to see the movie but I wiki-watched it."
by OurLadyOfSorrows February 14, 2010
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grandfather's watch

A party trick, whereby you fool the victim into looking at your penis stretched around your wrist. Usually done while drunk. Originated in Bloomsburg PA in the mid 1990's
Hey ladies, you wanna see my grandfather's watch? Hold on, lemme turn around and put it on real quick...
by The real Kyda August 11, 2010
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