sunset wanker

A person who always has to take pictures of the sunset and ejaculates at seeing the sunset

"Hey it's nearly sunset I need to get my tripod out"

"Sunset wanker"

by L@ndo August 5, 2014

Christmas Wanker

Someone who rejects Christmas and refuses to have fun just because it is Christmas. They will not allow decorations in an office environment for some poor reason like "it makes the place look untidy".

"Our boss is such a Christmas Wanker, he won't let us put a tree up."

by Stege December 7, 2011

wanker spanker

Something resembling a cockslap. Usually across their other partner's face or genitals.

Mary confessed to her boyfriend that she just gets wild of being wanker spanked.

by Lacey January 18, 2005

Wanker Spanker

is a person who spanks someone while they are beatin off

That stupid ass is a fuckin wanker spanker.

by Mitch Thomas October 27, 2004

coin wanker

one who participates in coin wanking.

That coin wanker won't stop coin wanking.

by Coin Action February 11, 2009

Lamo Wanker

It's a male with a limp dick

i couldn't have sex last night cuz my boyfriend has a lamo wanker.

by Terra K. March 30, 2007

Ticket Wanker

A person that buys concert tickets and sells them on eBay for more than face value in order to make profit off other peoples misfortunes!

George: "This guy is selling Kings of Leon tickets for £200 each!!

Flash: "God damn it, what a ticket wanker"

by FL455H November 7, 2010