walking the goose

First, you and three of your friends stop at a garage sale to avoid having to work out at track practice. Next, you find a broken cement goose sculpture being given away for free at that garage sale. Then, you and your friends carry the heavy goose sculpture over a full mile of hills back to your school track/football field, even though it would have been much easier to drive the sculpture back in your car.

Coach: What is that?
You: It's a cement goose. Instead of running, we were walking the goose.

by weezerdog3 May 3, 2014

molly walking

The way a person walks due to having a gun, other then a handgun, secured behind his/her waistband. The size of the gun (shotgun, rifle, blowgun, etc) itself is the reason why the molly walk comes about.

Oh shizzle! Josh is straight molly walking over here, I think he's about to bust a cap!!

by Ssimon007 November 10, 2008

walking the penguin

Masturbating, jerking off. Also walking the dog.

Walking the penguin is a good thing... if you don't have any better place to put the penguin into.

by Ittouchy January 31, 2008

walking ahead

When a woman needs sometime to herself to surf the net, explore new places, and get lost in her thoughts

Don't worry about Sara; she's walking ahead.

by DTLVR July 8, 2009

Walkin' on my knuckles

Drunk to the point of being nearly unable to walk.

I don't remember how I got home from Jarvis's house. By the time I left the party I was walkin' on my knuckles.

by chubnest February 20, 2010

Walking cries

When your toddler walk around crying because they are tired or for no other reason, other than crying.

Why is she just walking around crying over nothing? Because she has the walking cries.

by ellakitty25 March 19, 2010

Walkin on Sunshine

When you drive through 3 or more yellow lights in a row.

Person: Wow man, I was almost late for work, but luckily I was Walkin on Sunshine.

by SushiMonster555 June 28, 2010