walking the goose

First, you and three of your friends stop at a garage sale to avoid having to work out at track practice. Next, you find a broken cement goose sculpture being given away for free at that garage sale. Then, you and your friends carry the heavy goose sculpture over a full mile of hills back to your school track/football field, even though it would have been much easier to drive the sculpture back in your car.

Coach: What is that?
You: It's a cement goose. Instead of running, we were walking the goose.

by weezerdog3 May 03, 2014

Marmelous

Jealous. Like being Jelly, but not quite.

"I saw that she got a boyfriend and I got straight marmelous."

"This b**** marmelous cuz I'm just better than her lol."

by weezerdog3 April 02, 2023