whacked

Something that functions very differently than expected

PGPNet is whacked!

by Bungalow Bill October 16, 2001

whach

Another term for bitch or cunt. A girl that is rude, mean or stupid.

1: "She said some pretty bad shit about you last night"
2: "That girl is such a whach"

by Fuckyface May 26, 2009

whack off

being married to your right hand; something that computer nerds can barely get.

I whacked off the other day on my computer and is was all over me.

by Fuck taht September 23, 2003

whack off

Can mean one of two things:

1) To stroke a penis, either by masturbation or by doing it for someone else
2) To kill someone in Maphia lingo

For definition 1: "I'm whacking off right now.", "Your sister whacked me off last night."

For definition 2: "If I find out Lenny's wearing a wire, you're gonna whack him off.", "I'm going to whack you off if you don't whack off Lenny."

by deepspace10 November 21, 2011

whack ass nigga

one who refers to awesome shit like mountain dew, black dildos, lacrosse and the talented incubus, as whack or gay.
they are also known to enjoy interpol, muse (which everyone knows is a watered down version of radiohead) and works at the santikos rialto theater.

"what did she/he say??? oh nevermind, thats just a whack ass nigga!"

by the only realest nigga December 6, 2011

whack

Mafia terminology for killing someone.

"There 'e is whack'im!"

by Dave January 14, 2004

whack-volt

the electrical charge that instigates ejaculation when masturbating.

Here it comes, I just felt a whack-volt.

by Gummer May 7, 2008