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meat watch

The result when a penis is wrapped around a wrist in a watch like fashion.
Dylan showed that drunk bitch his meat watch when she asked what time is it.
by drrty murffy May 31, 2005
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two bob watch

Australian slang.
Two bob was once known as two cents in currency, and a watch is an instrument to measure time .
In todays terms ,together they form " a 2 cent watch" .
Would you buy a watch for 2 cents ? and how good would you expect it to perform?. probably very erratically.
Hence the ocker term "as mad as a two bob watch"

related - also see Shithouse Rat and cut snake.
Laurie says " keep an eye on Wade "
scott inquired " why"?
dan says " he's as mad as a two bob watch" !!
by wackyv8 June 17, 2008
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Bacon watch

When your wife or partner starts a batch of bacon in the skillet and runs off to do some other chore and orders you to "keep an eye on the bacon" and you are stranded at the stove.
Dad can you help me with my homework? Not right now, your mom has me on bacon watch.
by Barkovi April 25, 2012
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oi you got a watch spring

this is when someone embarrassingly points out that you have got a pube stick in between your teeth (or the like) from recently giving oral sex!
this is when someone embarrassingly points out that you have got a pube stick in between your teeth (or the like) from recently giving oral sex!
by Ems August 5, 2003
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suicide watch

The act of taking a friend/relative out for heavy drinking after a traumatic event, ostensibly to prevent them from killing themselves.
"Me and Wade got shattered when we took Keith out on suicide watch after he blew the save in the 9th."
by Pigpen Jen September 11, 2006
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uncle jeds pocket watch

its when you pull your schlong out of your pocket so it is hanging over your jeans, but is covered by the inner lining of your pocket
tha bitch axed for my celly, so i pulled out uncle jeds pocket watch on her!
by p cutta April 10, 2005
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now watch this drive

Something which makes no sense. People like to say it because it just makes no sense whatsoever. Much like the person who said it!
I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Now watch this drive.
by Doc Sigma June 19, 2004
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