Tom Cruise: Colonel, did you order the Code Red?
J.A. Preston: You don't have to answer that question.
Jack Nicholson: I'll answer the question
Jack Nicholson: You want answers?
Tom Cruise: I think I'm entitled to.
Jack Nicholson: You want answers?
Tom Cruise: I WANT THE TRUTH!!
Jack Nicholson: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
J.A. Preston: You don't have to answer that question.
Jack Nicholson: I'll answer the question
Jack Nicholson: You want answers?
Tom Cruise: I think I'm entitled to.
Jack Nicholson: You want answers?
Tom Cruise: I WANT THE TRUTH!!
Jack Nicholson: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
by Shrek the Justin March 28, 2023
Get the I want the truth mug.An ambiguous statement, meaning variously that all news is in some measure false, that an absence of received information on a given topic is meaningful, or that there is no greater reality than nothingness; take your pick, add your own.
"Has the jury reached a verdict yet?"
"They've been deliberating for months, and no news is the truth."
"They've been deliberating for months, and no news is the truth."
by Monkey's Dad July 16, 2023
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by Ian Papi June 9, 2018
Get the If it ain’t the Pope it ain’t the truth mug.My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did creampie that girl. I impregnated her fetus with my sperm, and I am sorry.
Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.
by iamawaitingdeath March 9, 2023
Get the My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry mug.Most definitions for Israeli are hateful. Most definitions for Palestine show no political bias towards one side or the other.
The sad part… world governments are like that. Israel never says bad things, but all Arabs and Christians curse us for retaliating to suicide bombs on civilian targets
The sad part… world governments are like that. Israel never says bad things, but all Arabs and Christians curse us for retaliating to suicide bombs on civilian targets
-9/11 was bad, but if it happened to ISraelis i wouldn't care!
-Dude, don;t be such an ignorant skinhead!
-Oh yeah, well… Jesus loves me.
-I doubt that.
-Dude, don;t be such an ignorant skinhead!
-Oh yeah, well… Jesus loves me.
-I doubt that.
by MaSh92587 August 8, 2004
Get the sad truth mug.1. Benjamin Darling NEVER lived on Malaga Island.
2. He purchase Horse Island with his own money.
3. "Maroon Societry" was meant to be a racial slur by the white mainlanders.
4. Only one family was taken from the island.
5. Absolutely NOBODY was killed.
6. NONE were slaves or ever had been.
7. It has been proven the Benjamin Darling was not the son of Capt Sam.
2. He purchase Horse Island with his own money.
3. "Maroon Societry" was meant to be a racial slur by the white mainlanders.
4. Only one family was taken from the island.
5. Absolutely NOBODY was killed.
6. NONE were slaves or ever had been.
7. It has been proven the Benjamin Darling was not the son of Capt Sam.
by Benjamin Darling - the truth July 17, 2011
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by iTommyboy May 26, 2012
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