Clown Tool

A complete and utter idiot

That guy is a right fucking clown tool

by Lenny.Banter July 28, 2008

Be Cool Tool

A baseball bat a la Pat Megna

Drew: Hey man, put down my baseball bat.
Pat: Chill out baby, this is my Be Cool Tool.

by cheapthrillz March 8, 2009

Power Tool

one who possesses above-and-beyond qualities of toolishness and/or douchebaggery

Guy #1: Man, he's the biggest tool I've ever seen!
Guy #2: Yeah, he's a total power tool.

by definitively October 26, 2009

what the tool

A benign exclamation when something unexpected or undesirable occurs.

Friend: Hey, you should check out /b/.
*I go there*
Me: What the TOOL.

by Gamer_2k4 January 21, 2009

Love Tool

Is what it sounds like...the wanker, penis, shcrum, weiner, anything you facy calling it

His love tool was inserted into me like a like a doctors tongue depressor.

by Albert Marjorie July 21, 2008

Multi-tool

A Swiss army knife

"It's a multi-tool. It does everything nature requires!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

tool box

Derogatory term for a Scion xB because of the ugly box-like shape of the car and the type of people who generally drive them: tools.

Damn it R.J., you are such a tool so go get in your tool box and drive the fuck out of here.

by Poolside Becky May 2, 2008