Corn Tits

A person with extremely large Nipples(male or female).

"Did you see that girl without a bra on? Her corn tits made holes in her shirt!"

by 109020d1993 March 12, 2010

wizard tits

Tits so glorious they cast a magic spell on you. The only way to break the spell is to bang the beholder of said Wizard tits, or else they will haunt you while you fap for the rest of your days

Alecia's wizard tits would haunt a lesser mans dreams, but they were no match for a poon slayer like Mike D.

by NinjaMikeD April 28, 2014

tubby tits

Really big tits such as a fat kids a really fat kid. Mostly found on males, aka tub tits

Dam you got some huge tubby tits. wow those tubby tits are huge

by jelly jugs November 3, 2008

Tits McGhee

A girl who has large boobs that are perfectly round.

Guy: Dude! Check out that tits McGhee over there, her boobs are SMOKIN!

by Kylie Hope May 31, 2006

hot as a tit

A phrase describing the temperature. In reference to a woman's breast (tit) which are "hot" to males. To be "hot as a tit" is for something to be extremely hot.

"You should've rolled down your car windows, it's hot as a tit in here now."

by CaptainJonus May 8, 2006

Beer Tits

1. Large, fleshy appendages on men who are passing towards or who have entered into middleage, where fat from the consumption of beer has accumulated on what was once pectoral muscle.

2. Calcified pectoral muscles gone to flab; closely related to "'That Old Man Needs a Bra' Syndrome".

The blind date fizzled when Sally got a gander at Chuck's beer tits.

Frank Costanza's sagging beer tits were the inspiration for the "Bro" (also known as the "mansiere") which he developed with Cosmo Kramer.

by Tummy AuGratin April 13, 2006

fraggle tits

1. oddly shaped boobs with different sized nipples or two different breast sizes.

2. an expression used to insult someone who just pulled a dick move.

mary looks so hot-steve

No dude she has major fraggle tits-jeff

look from over here-jeff

ewwww-steve

by thebreastexaminer April 10, 2010