half time talk

The point, halfway through a threesome when the two male participants change ends and discuss strategy.

Martha was more demanding than initially thought. Barry and Ted discussed how to up their game during the half time talk.

by The curious bibliophile February 22, 2019

punishment time

IIIIIIIIIIITS PUNIIIIISHEMENT TIIIME

Monokuma: IT'S PUNISHMENT TIME!

by Biakuya ToGAMER September 27, 2020

Aaahh! It's rewind time!

A phrase coined by Will Smith, specifically used in the now most hated YouTube video ever, "YouTube Rewind 2018". The phrase can be used to reference the video to in itself be used as a humorous joke. The phrase itself is also a troll on the video altogether.

Joshua : "Aaahh! It's rewind time!"
Eli : "Bro, that video sucked, lmao"

by AcrynomC13 January 7, 2019

Shrek (unit of time)

A unit of time that is typically exactly 1 hour and 35 minutes 32 seconds, the same length as the movie, Shrek (2001), invented by PornHub user and prominent intellectual, HertogJ. As the movie will be an additional second in length for certain DVD players, which is approximately one in every 9.807 DVDs, Leap Shreks™ must be included when measuring time with this unit. One Leap Shrek™ is equal to 95 minutes and 33 seconds, and occurs once every 9.807 (typically rounded to 9.81 or 10) Shreks™.

Shrek (unit of time) in a sentence:

Person 1: yo free my homie, he just committed arson, kidnapped and held hostage 7 people and committed vehicular manslaughter and they gave the mf 34 years! 😤
Person 2: huh? What's that in Shreks™?
Person 1: 188109.47 Shreks™ excluding Leap Shreks™ to 8 significant figures.
Person 2: damn bro that's crazy... we live in a society yo 😞 free my nigga on god 🙏

by Samueliscool223 August 13, 2021

time for cock

A suffix to be applied to the answer whenever a member of the opposite sex asks you the time and it falls on the hour. As in 9 o'clock, time for cock.

NB. Not to be used on family members or really old / young members of opposite sex, please

Example 1
Girl: Hey, what time is it?
Guy: It's 10 o'clock...time for cock.
Girl: Cool

Example 2
Guy: Yo, do you know what time it is?
Girl: Sure i do, it's 9 o'clock, time for cock!
Guy: Awesome

by radishford October 13, 2013

soul ties

A spiritual/emotional connection you have to someone after being intimate with them, usually engaging in sexual intercourse. To the point that when you want to be rid of them from your mind and your life, even when you are far away from them and out of their prescence you still feel as if they are apart of you and apart of you is with them, Causing you to feel unwhole, as if you've given up some of yourself untangible that cannot be easily possessed again.

We have soul ties; we slept together months ago but sometimes I still feel connected to him, like it was just yesterday, though he did me wrong.

by ephiphany341 August 14, 2009

Time Paradog

A dog that is created to restore space-time by offsetting temporal paradoxes.

If you experience strong feelings of deja vu one day and are seeing an unusual amount of dogs everywhere, it is very likely that one or more of the dogs are time paradogs.

by Lorestove January 1, 2013