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Fishing for sausage

When an older lady clearly divorced goes to drink dance and seek out a young stud for the night in a predatory manor.
Felicity are you coming out tonight to fishing for sausage, they have a live band on
by Lesstatt June 16, 2013
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Fish Jibber

The act of getting a hand job without any pressure applied to it. Much like a "dead fish" handshake.
Max: "Dude, Stevie gave me a fish jibber tonight. It was terrible."
by Jammmer McSlammer June 8, 2013
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Pocket Fish

A kick-ass punk band formed in Central NH
"Man, Pocket Fish is the coolest punk band ever!"
by brhj,v beak nbe befhre December 23, 2014
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Fish Drown

The art of attempting to prove your friend wrong, when you know that he/she is right.
I really like when you Fish Drown me. I get a sick pleasure from it.
by HrdlyWrngGuy420 April 13, 2011
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Fishing with Randy

To be fired from your job.
Usually comes without any kind of warning. The result of leaving early every day and not completing tasks. Allows the fired employee to spend more time fishing (in many cases - w/ Randy).
"I screwed up big this time dude. When my boss finds out, I'll be fishing with Randy by next week."
by Bonkers! December 24, 2008
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neon fish

"Don't be such a neon fish, dude!"
by Kitsune Thunder April 26, 2017
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poop fishing

when you are forced to fish out a poop out of the toilet due to it being too big to flush away
burt reynolds says "i had a massive turd the other day but it wouldnt flush so i had to do some poop fishing"
tom hanks says "sweet"
by C0TT07V January 26, 2010
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