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Mouse Fishing

While working or playing on your desktop, you accidentally drop your mouse that's attached to your PC onto the floor & your to lazy to bend down and pick up, so you grab the wire attached to the mouse and pull it back up to you. tada!
While Gaming On My PC, I Had to Go Mouse Fishing During The Middle Of An Epic Boss Fight. smh
by Mr.Dinoman April 23, 2018
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Absolutely The Fish

Absolutely the fish is a term used to refer to something ridiculous or preposterous.
Guy 1: Hey look at that guy with the banana hat!

Guy 2: That's Absolutely The Fish.
by Blagardson October 10, 2009
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poop fishing

when you are forced to fish out a poop out of the toilet due to it being too big to flush away
burt reynolds says "i had a massive turd the other day but it wouldnt flush so i had to do some poop fishing"
tom hanks says "sweet"
by C0TT07V January 26, 2010
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Fish Jibber

The act of getting a hand job without any pressure applied to it. Much like a "dead fish" handshake.
Max: "Dude, Stevie gave me a fish jibber tonight. It was terrible."
by Jammmer McSlammer June 8, 2013
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fish in the bowl

Action of displaying your cock in an empty wine glass. Usually done at parties or formal events to loosen up the guests and initiate an orgy.
Yesterday at the party, Alex did the fish in the bowl with Stephanie's glass. He was so pissed.
by Dom900 April 5, 2011
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Disco fish

n- a flaming homosexual fish that can only be caught by means of glittery lures and/or bait.

v- one must be bamboozled either by mad hatter and or paralyzing amounts gin or scotch on the rocks while shipwrecked in the channels of the Gulf of Mexico.
1. Man, I got Disco Fished last night.

2. Big Pony is an angler of Disco Fish.

3. We recommend a pinot grigio with your Disco Fish.

4. His hobbies include; getting hatterized, wearing purple or argyle sweaters and playing tummy sticks with friends.
by Simma-donna December 29, 2011
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Fishing for sausage

When an older lady clearly divorced goes to drink dance and seek out a young stud for the night in a predatory manor.
Felicity are you coming out tonight to fishing for sausage, they have a live band on
by Lesstatt June 16, 2013
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