Cunt

Known as one of the most offensive words in the English Language.

Also know as:

Pussy, vagina, snatch, meat wallet, etc.

I know right? Stupid cunt.

by T Zizzzlllnn February 18, 2011

CUNT

Acronym

Can't Understand Normal Thinking

This is applicable in situations where someone is being dumb or operating on fringe logic. People who are superstitious or adhere to beliefs contrary to known scientific fact.

Also applicable to people who perpetually act or think irrationally in any given situation.

Example 1:
What the hell is your problem? You CUNT, put the tools down and walk away before you screw something else up!

Example 2:
Conspiracy Theorist: You don't get it, the earth is flat. Your being lied to.
Astronaut: Are you kidding? I was up in space and could see the earth is a big huge ball from the Space Station.
Conspiracy Theorist: You were hoaxed man.
Astronaut: CUNT

by Fractious1 April 21, 2018

Cunt

What you use to describe a female when you want to embody a mass of derogatory words to portray her incredibly wretched essence. This word should be used in extreme circumstances when a female encompasses a large array of undesirable qualities that are usually by her choice.

Typical characteristics:

1. Is a bitch just for pure sport. Not needing any provocation to warrant being a bitch.

2. Often sexually promiscuous without respect for herself or anyone else involved. (i.e. slutty)

3. Sarcastic and sneering sense of humor that is usually only funny to her. (not to be confused with witty sarcasm that is actually funny).

God, that girl makes everyone miserable around her on purpose. She is a total cunt.

by LRomein June 30, 2011

cunt

if means "friend" if you live in Australia

“oi cunt if we’re going on a maccas run d’ya think we could stop to pick up some durries from the servo and then some grog from the bottle-o so we can get fucken maggot or nuh?”

by Peroxium November 23, 2015

Cunt

American moderators full of knowledge, or is that shite.

Gobshite: I am god here, fear my internet words.

Barry: Yikes!!!!

Gobshite: Listen to me, I are right, you are wrong!! Behold!!!

Barry: Crikey, best not argue with him. Lorks!!!

Gobshite: Too right. How do you think where I got where I am today... dude!

Barry: By being an internet gobshite or cunt?

Gobshite: Uh huh!

by Iamdehulkrawr May 18, 2011

Cunt

A sterling Anglo- Saxon word representing but not actually denoting the female genitalia or pudenda. Rather, it pertains to a certain human being, male or female, of your acquaintance, for whom, by their regular and peculiar transgressions against your own perceived notions of humanity and decency, leads one to refer to them as a 'Cunt'. That being said, every birthday, I am assailed with the familiar refrain 'Happy Birthday, you terrible cunt', as of course I am exempt from the above definition, which simply refers to 'Cunt', cf Jeremy Clarkson if you're British, or American, Colonel Tom Parker (if you're an Elvis fan). I am, it seems, just a cunt, not like a real fucking copper bottomed, ocean going cunt of the first order like Clarkson. AA Gill is also a simple 'Cunt' but not a benighted cunt, as he's mates with Joan Collins but I took issue with him slighting the Welsh , cf 'Little Trolls'. However, he used to be an alkie and dyslexic to boot (forgiveness there, I'm not Californian -raisin diet, raisin sized brain and all that), so on balance, people, he is a mere 'Cunt', as am I, except on those special occasions when annually,it seems I am elevated to being a terrible cunt and receive a terrible, semi jocular birthday card, that has without a shadow of a doubt been written by some cunt somewhere, probably in China, or New York, which is a place so full of cunts that they don't know what one is anymore.

Cunt is perhaps the finest Anglo-Saxon expletive known to man, or woman.

by oharthur February 16, 2015

Cunt

Word to describe a person if they go out their way to piss other people off

"That Dave Maguire is a fucking cunt"

by EveryoneYouveMet February 17, 2014