testant

a very dirty slut with weird fetishes such as gimp suits

your mother is a testant

by james macdonald February 1, 2005

testaclees

An ancient god worshipped by homos who is said that could offer a rain of beautiful naked men for other men only and would exterminate women, until he was banned by subsequent social acceptance. He sits alongside Satan waiting for bad homos to come to hell so he can please them with many anorguysm

After having an extremely gay sausage and mayo breakfast, Cash offered his blessings to testaclees

by Father EEP January 18, 2008

game tester

A professional who testes video games by playing them before their release in the market.

to make a game bug free the publishers installs a in house tester team or outsources these games to specialized game testing firms.

these game after alpha stages comes into game testers hands and they are continued to be tested until release.

Of course a dream job for a gamer.

A game tester is a guy who gets money for and makes livelihood by playing games.

crazy gamer : Hey yo lazy scum..u suck... nd u look sick...go get a life...btw what do you do....

lazy guy : I am a game tester.. i test unreleased video games for living.

crazy gamer : what!!&??? hei yo what games u have tested man

lazy guy : I am testing MGS5 and COD MW2 in shifts.

crazy gamer : (faints)

by AK15544 July 20, 2009

testes

1. Testicles
2. Exams more difficult than quizzes, but not as difficult as regular tests.

If you think your English professor's 'quizzies' are difficult, then you would hate to see his 'testes'.

by Child w/Headphones December 12, 2008

lemon test

To test a woman you just met for STDs, when you are about to go at it, slide a freshly cut lemon wedge across her coochie. If she screams, she has some funk.

She kicked me out of bed when I slipped her the lemon test.

by etymxris March 31, 2005

telstra

The reason I'm stuck on dialup. Argh.
If only Tel$tra would spend those millions on upgrading pair-gain phonelines to copperlines instead advertising their crappy ISP, Bigpond.... *sigh*

Tel$tra.. *Shakes fist* Gah.

by Anonymous December 18, 2004

test tube baby

A test tube baby was conceived by artificial means, by introducing the sperm and egg to each other outside the body. The zygote is then implanted into the future mother's womb.

Test tube babies are NOT born in test tubes. Not yet, anyway.

Jill had a very hard time getting pregnant, so she decided to try having a test tube baby.

by Athene Airheart March 21, 2004