tasterrific

much like tastetacular, something that is extremely delicious

Get ready to have a melt-in-your-mouth tasterrific and tastetacular experience- I made fudge!

by Kriemel November 26, 2011

Taserdate

An incredibly attractive member of the opposite sex who is so repugnant in personality that they must be tasered to make physical contact tolerable.

"I would totally taserdate Kim Kardashian!"

by Testcase August 27, 2012

Tanker Head

Big abnormally shaped, not in proportion with ones body

look at Jimmy's head compared to his body, god what a tanker head.

by BrittanyBitch October 2, 2015

tasters

Moderately hallucinogenic benzos that are banned in the UK but not very well known in the States. Very hard-hitting at first.

"Dude ya wanna try some more tasters?"
"Yaaaaa man! After that initial trip I was so zoinked out I could barely talk lmao"

by taster_thot May 25, 2018

tankern

To brag about your alcohol consumption in exaggerated quantities, just to be the biggest pussy afterwards and put yourself into sleep instead of binge drinking.

A: Dude lets go tankern today, I'm gonna hit 20 beers! You're gonna be fucking drunk today.
B: The fuck yeah!

Later that night:
B: Dude why did you come by car? I thought we would tanker?
A: I'm tired and need to pick my wife up...

by Tankerbuddy June 20, 2018

Taser tap

The act of gathering enough static electricity and tapping a woman's clitoris or nipples.

I gave her the old taser tap and she came like crazy. {clitoris} {static} {electricity}

by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018

Tanker

An excessively oversized human being that weighs in excess of a metric ton. Requires a police escort when traveling on state highways.

I don't know if Billy can go across that bridge, he's a tanker!

by anonymous September 18, 2018