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Periodic Table

An ingenious table of chemical elements ranging into the 100's. From Hydrogen to Uranium and element 114. A perfect atom and nucleus with such stabillity only found on the island of stabillity.
The periodic table is a basic lesson for any pupil wanting to learn the great subject of science
by CaptainWhiteyBoy December 15, 2006
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flip a table

to pull off an awesome move to show aggravation, epicness, and/or create a defensive barrier during a gun fight
guy 1: LOOK OUT!!
guy 2: HIT MEN
guy 1: FLIP A TABLE!
guy 2: (╯‵Д′)╯彡┻━┻
guy 1: nice save there
by grand_table_flipper August 6, 2010
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Drink you under the table

To retain some relative cognitive abilities and coordination while those who attempt to keep up end up on the floor. Preferably underneath the table you are sitting at.
You US military boys think you know what alcohol tolerance is. University students would drink you under the table.
by gammaradiation June 18, 2011
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drink someone under the table

1) To continue drinking and remain sober after one's companion has completely passed out inebriated.
2) To drink someone's cum after giving him oral sex(a blowjob) under a table.
Damn, Mark's girlfriend really teased the hell out of him last night! When the two were having some fine champagne and were playing to see who falls drunk first, she fucking drank him under the table! And moments later, she LITERALLY drank him under the table while he was still out wasted!





Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.
by Mark H June 1, 2005
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broken table

this is when you are having sex doggy style and right before you ejaculate you knock the womans arms out from under her causing her to fall like a broken table, which usually causes her to tighten up her muscles making your nut that much more enjoyable.
Last night i pulled a broken table on Kim, man it was awesome!
by S. Vile September 19, 2006
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under the kitchen table

A woman so desperate for a man, ANY man, that she'll suck him off while he's eating at the kitchen table.
She'll do any man, any way, any time. She's like a bitch under the kitchen table waiting for some scraps to fall.
by Jez Me September 25, 2010
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when Isaiah doesn't get his nasty ass foot fungus feet off of my nice, blue little table and we all gotta fuckin jump him in smash because he playin Ganon like the nasty bitch he really be. nasty funky lookin feet with the fungus from wario's ass

otherwise known as a total bruh moment
Isaiah get your feet off the fucking table bruh thats my good table i put food there bitch ass
by inkdoom July 21, 2019
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