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shart staph

In which you laugh so hard you shart your jeans, but then suddenly a grape appears out of nowhere and devours the shart until the grape itself turns brown.
The grape then gets very sick and in turn ends up with a staph infection.
The grape then proceeds to shrivel up until it turns into a raisin- to which you then consume the raisin, completing the food chain circle.
Oh my gosh that grape just got a staph infection from that shart!”
“I just laughed so hard I shart staphed!”
by MondayHatesYouToo September 23, 2020
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Flaming shart

When you take so massive a diarrhetic crap, that it feels like the flames of hell are lapping at your rectum. Causes of this may be Taco Bell and/or Chipotle. You may also experience a large weight loss.
Man after I are Taco Bell I took a flaming shart. After that I had to go to Wal-mart and get new pants because my didn't fit.
by Stabbed Penis Solarbeam June 29, 2013
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Brain Shart

Becca's brain sharted when she exclaimed "I just had a massive shit in the shower"... she meant toilet.
by rugdealer October 6, 2022
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lava shart

A shart so warm and thick it feels like lava
I just had the hottest lava shart :(
by Big jamie balls July 19, 2021
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Shart Sock

A poor sock most likely found under a crusty old guys bed. This here sock has been used to store farts in case the apocalypse were to take place and a personal arsenal of natural gas needed to be accessed.
Nib-log: Most the time I'm scared I'll run into a shit covered napkin walking through my house, So I just grab the nearest sock and go to town.
Wheege: Man, that is most definitely a SHART SOCK.

Tyler: Now that is a lucrative business proposal!
by Creamy Dudlius December 6, 2021
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