Tonguing the onion

To lick someone's anus and insert the tongue into the rectum during oral sex
1. There's nothing like tonguing the onion while you're going down.
2. Adam have you been tonguing the onion. Your breath smells like shit and I think she backfired.
by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 18, 2018
mugGet the Tonguing the onionmug.

Bloomin' Onion

When a prolapse anus is present and you place a small cup of dipping sauce in the center. Any sauce is acceptable but "Bloom Sauce" is the traditional favorite.
I railed her till I gave her a pink sock then realized I had a hankering for a Bloomin' Onion so I grabbed some ranch from the fridge and went to town!
by Tallahassee Tallboy August 11, 2017
mugGet the Bloomin' Onionmug.

cooked onion

Being fired from your job.
My boss said, "Kiley, I need to let you go. You're all done here - you're a cooked onion."
by huskerbabe79keg September 19, 2013
mugGet the cooked onionmug.

Onion Ring

When someone puts a peeled, unchopped onion up their rectum. They then fart in front of people and gain sexual gratification from when people ask 'who's cooking onions because they smell like shit?'
Wow, someone's cooking bad onions!

Nah, don't worry. Chris has onion ring!
by Two Spoon Destroyer November 23, 2020
mugGet the Onion Ringmug.

onion booty

booty looking so damn good it makes you want to cry. Positive- eye candy. Negatively- booty smells so bad makes you want to cry. Booty that disrespects the fabric of your jeans and the smell disrespects your nostrils.
Shes got that onion booty flavor in her jeans.
by Ana.L November 13, 2014
mugGet the onion bootymug.

Sweet Onions

The smell of disgusting murky ball sweat, through your hairy gooch into unwiped your anus after a wet shit.
Hey morgan did you smell tylers sweet onions, they are nasty as fuck man.
by Skillinjah October 8, 2012
mugGet the Sweet Onionsmug.

Mad Onion

Refers to the ass of a sista with a large ass
Jenny gots herself a mad onion
by Blazman September 22, 2003
mugGet the Mad Onionmug.

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