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THE Dorm 

THE Dorm is a place for grown-ups. It is usually an apartment building in a lively part of town, where mostly single, or single divorcees live and really live it up. THE Dorm is an opportunity to re-live your fun party years, but you're not broke and can afford all the luxuries!
Hey, everyone's meeting at THE Dorm tonight! Karen's got it pimped out with everything one could ever want: video games, keg, beer pong, musical instruments. People just come and go at all times of the day and night, everyone loves hanging out at THE Dorm.
THE Dorm by Funny Moms October 22, 2016
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the dog’s philosophy 

If you can’t eat it or fuck it, then piss on it.
The dog’s philosophy has been readily adopted by people all over the globe.

shut the dog up 

To ignore your significant other when she tries to prevent you from hanging out and drinking with your friends
Joe said he had to shut the dog up when his fiancée tried to tell him to stop hanging with his neighbors drinking in the garage
shut the dog up by JACK CHAIN September 20, 2018

Shitting in the dark 

A metaphor used for when you're committed to a situation but are unsure how it is going to turn out. When you are "shitting in the dark" you have to complete the task whether you know what your doing or not. It may turn out to be messy or it may be a success.
Bob really left me "Shitting in the dark" on this one.

trial of the dragon 

When you are about to blow a brutal kick to the crotch, the more proper way is to scream it. The yell to this kick is more commonly used for males, but can also be used on females. (A practice of trial of the dragon shown on the gif)
TRIAL OF THE DRAGONNNNNN!!

That’s where the dollar stops 

Common firehouse phrase used in many ways and possibly for days. Can be used in endings of uncomfortable situations or even in moments with lack of verbal content.
Situational use: Fire Captain watches probationary firefighter prepare meal. When the meal is almost complete the Captain stirs the food in the pan. The probationary firefighter then stated “that’s where the dollar stops.”

Dave’s got the dog

Parental unity during a fastpitch softball tournament. Parents supporting and having each other’s backs.
I gotta run to the Grocery Outlet for some ice cream, so Dave’s got the dog.