The Greatest Speech of All Time-
*inserts chewing tobacco into lip*
*leaves room to make speech*
*spits into bottle*
"Shutruk-Nakhunte, is anyone familiar with him? If not, let me tell you. He was a damn king, sovereign of the land of Elam, destroyer of Sippar, but Shutruk-Nakhunte ain'
t in no history
books. You
may ask why, well let me tell you! Great ambition and conquest without contribution is meaningless. What will your contribution be? How will you make an impact?! How will
history remember you?!! Shutruk-Nakhunte, utterly forgotten, king of nothing. Thank you, everybody,
don't become complacent hooah."
*walks back into room*
*audience stands in shock and awe at what just happened; some
shit themselves, and the smell is atrocious*
*luckily, there's a few trash cans to catch the
shit before it gets all over the floor*
