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Steve Jobs 

Officially the AntiChrist. The CEO and Co-founder of a company that is pure Evil bent on taking over the world.

Hence apple in latin is very similar to the word Evil in latin.
Steve Jobs: Mac computers are soo much more compatable than PCs

Mac Comp: WTF is this program you just gave me I can't read it, nor smell it!!
Steve Jobs by ZZ1205 October 12, 2008
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Steve Noob 

Steve Noob

Someone who walks around looking half baked half retarted, and wont shut up about Fernie BC canada. Symptoms of the steve noob are exxesive joints to da dome nigga and lots of shots fired with a composite bow. Steve noobs technically live in the jungle, but sometimes come astray when searching of food
Hey you fuckin steve noob!

STEVE NOOB!

Steves a noob!

Omg, shut the fuck up noob!
Steve Noob by Karey lackie December 24, 2007

Steve Tyler Mouth 

To have an insanely huge mouth, such as Steve Tyler, the lead singer of Aerosmith. Could also be called Steve Tyler Mouth Syndrome, for the unfortunate people who have to be as fugly as Steve Tyler.
Guy 1: Dude, when I was a kid, I went to an Aerosmith concert, and when Steve Tyler opened his mouth, you could see his effin' stomach, I swear to God.
Guy 2: Don't be insultin' Steve, man, you're just trying to take away from everyone's attention that you have Steve Tyler Mouth yourself, dickweed.
Steve Tyler Mouth by Spatchmo December 28, 2008

Steve Buscemi 

Harmony and Steve Buscemi are SOOOOO in love. They're secretly fucking.
Steve Buscemi by stevebuscemih8er January 15, 2014

steve spurrier 

Legendary college football coach. SEC Coach of the Year 1990, 1991, 1994, 1995, 1996, and 2005. Has compiled a career record of 149-44-2. 1966 Heisman Trophy winner at the University of Florida and current head coach at the University of South Carolina.
The head ball coach, Steve Spurrier, is back in the SEC at South Carolina.
steve spurrier by Kbennett July 24, 2008

Steve jobs 

Male masterbation using a hollowed out apple.
Dude, whered my apple go? Please don't tell me you Steve jobsed with it!
Steve jobs by Jacquarda October 22, 2012

Steve Irwin 

A great man who died 4/9/2006.
I don't know why lots of people hated him, it just shows how immature and fucked up some people are. Why hate Steve Irwin if he's done NOTHING to you? Hating on people like that is just fucked. Steve Irwin WAS a great man, he did whatever he could to save animals from dying, and he saved lives.
He didn't try to kill his son, so stop fucking saying that you cocksuckers. He knew what he was doing, and why go on about it, his son didn't die anyway.
He did not deserve to die, anyone who hates him should die themselves.

R.I.P Steve Irwin, we loved you & always will