cum sponge

one who ingests cum much like a sponge absorbs liquid

hey send the chick with crooked teeth and fairy tattoo on her arm of jewett city connecticut over here...shes the biggest cum sponge in the world!

by chainsawcharlie86 October 20, 2007

sponge

The feminine half of a lesbian couple, the masculine half being the stone.

The sponge stepped aside while the stone beat the shit out of the workmen making smart-arse remarks.

by Geronimo Sailor May 18, 2006

bullet sponge

a person in halo or another shooter game who absorbs every bullet shot at them.

dude i cant even believe youre dead, total bullet sponge.

by vitalviper12 June 21, 2011

Spongebob

a yellow laughing sponge that lives under the sea
who works at the krust crab and likes to jelly fish, also one of my favortie cartoons untill new episodes began to make him dummer, and more violent.

Hey did you watch spongebob last night?

by rckitlow November 20, 2009

spling

When life feels like a movie.

That holiday was so spling!

by Spling November 28, 2007

Spongebob

A cartoon sponge, the main character of the Nickelodeon show, Spongebob Squarepants. He is also my hero.

Spongebob really isn't gay, because he really isn't real. He's just a cartoon, for Pete's sake! Okay, I admit that some of the things he does are a bit gayer than other cartoon characters, but it's just supposed to make people laugh! It isn't trying to send the message of: Spongebob, the fictional cartoon sponge, is really a homosexual!!!!!!!!!

Jerk: Hey, did you see the new episode of Spongebob? He is soooo gay!!
Me: Wow. You idiot.

by FunkyLlama May 30, 2009

Spingasm

Hot mama with a fine booty!

Yo look at dat spingasm roll down the street!

by Orgasmatron June 20, 2006