smoking a clip

Smoking a full pack of cigarettes when they're lined in a row

Micah:Haha look i'm smoking a clip

Kylah:Save some for me i haven't smoked all day

by Nikesonmyfeet June 3, 2014

Scoring on his Own Goal

A phrase for cumming on your dick during masterbation or beating the meat

When Dan was about finished jerking off before he was scoring on his own goal.

by kagz123 February 24, 2008

smoking skittles

When you are high off candy.

Girl you going crazy you been smoking skittles

by Taetaecrazytho June 28, 2017

clog smoking

smoking a cigar in a garage while wearing stylish clog shoes

dude i clog smoked all night (clog smoking)

by electric slide king February 26, 2010

Maybe I should start smoking

I am drunk right now but maybe smoking would do something for me.

Being drunk is ok, but smoking brings a lot of relaxation I hear. Who wants to grow old and ugly anyway.

When am I able to get any satisfaction in this world, Everything else just seems so boring and dull.

Maybe I should start smoking

UD Jews im drunk but I meant this for you guys to read

by Death Menace February 15, 2023

Smoking Yam

An Adj to describe ones talking of rubbish..

this is because Yam, the food, has no taste and thus the words coming out of ones mouth means nothing to the listener..

NB: the person usually tells blatent lies accomodating the bullsh*t

Yout: Yo Cuz Mr.Obama Is Only President Cos He Be Black..

Listener: What F*cking Yam Have u Been Smoking?

....

Yout2: iDropped 40points In The Game And Dunked On You..

Listener: Your Clearly 5ft2 Stop Smoking Yams

by Mr.Tekk June 22, 2009

Smoking cannolis

Another term for smoking joints. Used when you need to keep quiet about smoking weed.

Are you coming tonight? We're gonna be smoking cannolis.

by ganja g November 3, 2010