An extremely hard-working college student that works very difficult, hot, and sweaty jobs for very little pay. Will do anything short of prostitution to get money. The student may also be beaten and sworn at.
by Circle Digger August 06, 2011
Person 1: "ugh, I have to use social media to escape from my reality of crippling debt and living paycheck to paycheck. Also, why is gas so expensive, and items? Why can't I seem to be successful like all the YouTubers promised me."
Person 2: "Newage slave moment"
Person 2: "Newage slave moment"
by TheCentralBank February 25, 2023
Person 1: "I have to use social media and entertainment to escape my reality of debt and depression."
Person 2: "Lol, newage slave moment."
Person 2: "Lol, newage slave moment."
by TheCentralBank February 25, 2023
"Bro, Jamal is so ugly but he has jokes for days haha."
"Yea bro, he's a comedy slave. Been that way for a while actually."
"Yea bro, he's a comedy slave. Been that way for a while actually."
by theLastGoatFarmer February 11, 2020
Ex. "John broke his leg yesterday, but i think he was trying to skate again today... wat a board slave."
by Takun123 March 15, 2010
The benefits TO the SLAVES!? Oh shit, I didn't even watch the video! That is hilarious! And embarrassing! Oh shit... I donno... Free gender-affirming care if you misbehave? Uuummm.... I guess, if you're a masochist, having someone around who's willing to beat the shit out of you from time to time would be beneficial. Like... You wouldn't have to seek out a sadist because the sadist... You know... Already owns you... Maybe you got an old white guy fetish or something.... There's ALWAYS a silver-lining.
Hym "Oh, Jesus christ, the benefits TO THE SLAVES!? Fuck man... I don't know... I mean, I guess if you REALLY like working hard then being a slave would be dope I guess... Joe Rogan loves hard work! Matt Walsh too! They'd make a great slaves! Ummm... I guess if the slaves don't have an axiomatic, hierarchical framework of perception... The slavery would give them THAT at least. Right? Like Jordan's thing? The slavery would give them the BENEFIT of being (arbitrarily) at the bottom of a dominance hierarchy! That's... Something I guess... I mean... If they worked harder and took some responsibility, they wouldn't be at the bottom. They could work at Louder with Crowder-Or, oops, wait 'in the house' I meant to say. Their shoulders would smell like a dick from repeated sexual harassment but they wouldn't be at the bottom anymore! Let's see... You could be a breeding slave and just slam puss 24/7... Which is probably the exact version of Hell that I'm going to... Damn... That one hit close to home! Pssshhhtt.... One more... You get your own special version of The Bible! Where they ommit all of the parts that (kind of) lead you to the conclusion that what your slave masters are doing to you is wrong! They could call it 'The Bible 2: Don't... Don't worry about what other people are doing just focus on your own life and work hard...' Pfft! Ha! This was fun. I might do a 'benefits of' stuff series later."
by Hym Iam August 02, 2023
by PaQueSepi April 14, 2023