The bulge of fat/skin that protrudes atop and hangs over, the waistband on a woman wearing mom jeans. Similar to a muffin top, only approx 3 inches higher. Just below the boobs, creating a shelf for the boobs to rest upon.
Wow, look at the muffin top on that girl!! No, that isn't a muffin top, Tori, its a boob shelf. She is wearing mom jeans after all!!!!!!
by Creedem June 28, 2009
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1. something is pretty shit hot.
2. to describe material of a sexually explicit nature that is stored in the highest point of a shop.
and my old favourite;
3. to describe a female as being rather atractive in a sexully stimulating way
1. something is pretty shit hot.
2. to describe material of a sexually explicit nature that is stored in the highest point of a shop.
and my old favourite;
3. to describe a female as being rather atractive in a sexully stimulating way
1. that shot you took was top shelf old boy
2. that dirty old cunt reads from the top shelf
3. A:"fuck me she is top shelf! marks out of ten i'd give her one."
B:"not half! woof!"
2. that dirty old cunt reads from the top shelf
3. A:"fuck me she is top shelf! marks out of ten i'd give her one."
B:"not half! woof!"
by tentius maximus July 1, 2004
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Not to be confused with the Upper Decker, the Top Shelf is when one delivers his package to an unsuspecting mark's person or property to exact retribution upon a buster's skullduggeries and/or shortcomings.
Ex. 1 (body): That bitch-ass trick Lindsay Lohan was passed out in a coke induced coma, so I top shelfed her forehead while she fished out.
Ex. 2 (property): That mark-ass mutherfucker Jet was being a punk bitch on the phone with some wack-ass ho, so I top shelfed his margarita while he wasn't looking after sweating all day at the beach.
Ex. 2 (property): That mark-ass mutherfucker Jet was being a punk bitch on the phone with some wack-ass ho, so I top shelfed his margarita while he wasn't looking after sweating all day at the beach.
by John "D-Swings" DeCroce September 4, 2007
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Dude, your going shekface on me.
Dude, your going shekface on me.
by Roger99 July 22, 2008
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I love getting head from Alisha; she has a very comfortable "Ball Shelf" on her.
Damn girl, you really need get that "Ball Shelf" waxed. This blumpkin just isn't as enjoyable as usual; I hope you get backwashed.
Damn girl, you really need get that "Ball Shelf" waxed. This blumpkin just isn't as enjoyable as usual; I hope you get backwashed.
by Heelfigger January 5, 2009
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