scoticles

Fuzzy baby-blue slippers with a polka dot bow

Q: "Where are my scoticles?"
A: "Under the bed; where you left them."

by Scoticles are the best! February 7, 2010

Scotch Marks

They come from a vacuum.

There are scotch marks on the wall!

by FionaaP October 28, 2009

Scossors

The act of baking with scissor hands. The food you create is called Scossors.

Gee, Mom, those were some really great Scossors last night

by SwanCat January 25, 2011

Scoise

Dirty ass piss poor excuse for a person.

That scoise piece of shit ate my bagel again, I hope that pushed his cholesterol over the edge and he has a massive coronary embolism.

by M@@ October 29, 2011

scotchado

A home-wrecker, derived from Italian

Joe: I heard that scott was wrecking homes down at school, hooking up with a girl that already had a boy friend

John: that scotchado claims the home was already wrecked

by bitchroflcopters August 4, 2011

Scotchjob

When a person gives a handjob with tape wrapped around their hand sticky side out.

Dude my dick kills after that scotchjob last night.

by along123 October 31, 2011

Scotfag

A Scottish person who is, or seems to be, homosexual.

There's nothing wrong with him, he's just a scotfag.

by Skullish February 8, 2012