Schotag

pernounced (sko-tag) - a cool person's way of saying legit or cool

I patted my teacher on the ass and said, "This class is pretty schotag teach, keep it up."

by Fuzzy Possum Breeder January 16, 2011

scooby

When a piece of ash or bud flies into your mouth during the act of chiefing

Jimmy was chiefing down the last hit of the bowl when a scooby flew into his mouth.

by AllYourBass March 17, 2004

scoobert doobert

The retarded long lost brother of Scooby Doo, he spends his nights at the local Chinese restaurant hitting on old gals.

"Man that guy last night was a big Scoobert Doobert"

by Turtletits51 March 22, 2016

Scoots

The condition that causes a dog to slide around on the floor to scratch his ass. Often due to itching caused by worms.

Damnit, Rover's got the scoots again!

by Big Brett the Bomb Threat December 31, 2003

town scooter

A deity under the village bicycle.

Mira used to be the village bicycle, but Jenny subverted her. Mira's now the town scooter.

by John McCrary December 2, 2007

scoobied

scoobied means totally clueless, you may feel like this if youve gon in for your physics exam , and your minds went 100% blank, you are utterly and totally scoobied.

"man i failed that exam, i was totally scoobied"

by Muzzy November 10, 2004

scoots

A bad case of the runs where the unfortunate individual afflicted has to "scoot" to the bathroom in order to avoid soiling there calvins.

<argv0> Did you take a shit?
<marlon> no, go ahead, I was just in there brushing my teeth
<argv0> Sweet Jesus!!!, you fucking asshole I almost pucked
<marlon> you like that, I had the scoots
<argv0> you sick fuck!

by Danf98 December 28, 2005