Squirt

The favorite drink of the one, Harry Potter.

Snape: I should tell you, there's Squirt in that punch bowl.
Dumbledore: Only Harry Potter likes that Hogshit. I'll stick with my Redbull, thanks.

Pansy: I should tell you... there's squirt in there.
Malfoy: What? Squirt?! No thanks, I'll stay dehydrated.

by DeadWizardGod August 18, 2011

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squirtle

a young species of pokemon that can only prematurley ejaculate, but as they evolve they will be able to squirt their pokejizz further.

the gansta muthafukn squirtle evolved into a blastoise and shot his pokesperm in the charzards face. super effective cumshot!

by nevrsay nigg*r October 18, 2011

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power squirt

When a guy has an amazing orgasm and jizzes uncontrollably after not masturbating for a while.

adam: oh man, that was the best orgasm ever, it was a POWER SQUIRT!

by LikesToMasturbate December 12, 2008

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Squirting

When a person or persons are too trashed to argue, they will use a water gun (normally used on misbehaving cats) to settle arguments.

"Bitch was so drunk she was squirting me with her cat gun."

by jess and jen January 27, 2010

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Squirt Shirt

A shirt with spunk stains (usually the result of a masturbatory session when tissues or toilet paper were out of reach) that a guy knowingly wears out in public.

Harry thought he could get away with wearing his squirt shirt to the company picnic, but it was a plain white t-shirt, and the cum stains were clearly visible to his boss and co-workers.

by noodles montgomery October 18, 2009