session finger

A session finger is your index finger pointing upwards, this should be the only finger you have up a bit like et and it's a bit like fist pumping but with ya finger its also standard that you have the dirtiest bass face on or a major cowie swinging jaw

"Get ya session fingers out lads"
"Whyaye this tunes lethal me session fingers garn radge and a think av lost me jaw"

by sesh123 November 20, 2013

session of parliament

A meeting of a legislative or judicial body for the purpose of transacting business.

"We will call a session of Parliament!"

by katjapangirl November 13, 2014

Session Stoned

The haze you are in after a day of sessioning (sessions include but not limited to surf sessions, kiteboarding sessions, wakeboarding sessions, skateboarding sessions, snowboarding sessions)

"Man I am session stoned today, I surfed 3 times yesterday."

by Peaceloveandharmmoney November 29, 2015

session shades

Dark glasses worn during or after a session, to hide that the individual is on hard core drugs

He's wearing session shades, must be twisted of his bean

Did you bring the session shades?

drugs {session} {party}

by Sarah blue March 24, 2016

specsist

Like sexist, 'Specsist' is when someone discriminates you or another person in a certain situation and wants to be funny infront of all of your friends simply because you or the other person he is picking on wear or own a pair of spectacles.

Dan: "Are you even seeing what I'm seeing right now? I think your glasses don't work properly".

George: "Fuck you dude! That's specsist!"

by smithy_has_the_banter April 16, 2016

Sess bird

A girl who once had potential at grammar school and was above taking drugs, now will suck dick if md is good

Your such a sess bird

by Youronit75 May 1, 2016

Sessionable

A place, usually a house, that is the optimum condition for sessioning in.

"I called around to Maureen's last week. I tell ya, her gaff ain't half sessionable. No neighbours and it's massive"

by SkirmishCork January 25, 2017