sameer

autistic fuck that is destined with aleeya :)

sameer is such an autistic fuck

by that preddy mf November 24, 2021

Golden Schmeeg Award

When somebody has truly and completely fucked up the night, usually due to their high drug and/or alcohol consumption.

"Someone pass this dude the Golden Schmeeg Award, he's magging all over the place."

"I definitely deserve the Golden Schmeeg Award after thinking I might die on those chems last night."

by loryyy June 25, 2009

schmee

To jizz, ejaculate or cum out of a penis.

He schmeed all over my face" "Twenty seconds later, he decided to schmee.

by katrinaantoinette August 7, 2010

shmeet

An asian who claims to be German when asked for country of origin.

Habib said he was German when I asked where he's from

What a shmeet!

by Dolan Drumpf July 19, 2016

Sameen

Sameen is a name of Islam. He went through hell to find out the meaning of life. A name of pure justice and can be a nice man.

AW fuck it’s layla , oh what ?!? That’s her wallet and meth, better steal it now or never while she is sleeping.., that’s me sameen doing it motherfucker of sources

by Zlsdafaeeerg rtereergfdhttps:/ April 16, 2019

schmeet

Another word for Quincy

"Did you know schmeet has a girlfriend." or "Hi my name is schmeet Scott"

by mots2001 December 30, 2016

Sameer

A male that used to be in love with a wholehearted girl in primary school.

He is a bitch to everyone and is extremely extroverted.
Known to be hot to muslims and looks like a drunken sailor to everyone else.

Loves kids and can “father” them whenever. Has baby sisters who he spends lost of time playing with them
Fast. Tag games are fun with him.

“Girl sameer is soooo hotttt!”
“wdym? He looks like a drunk monkey”

by MissFiss January 5, 2020