Scottish Weggie

When someone goes under your Celt and pulls your nuts down

I howled last night so loud when my girlfriend tried the Scottish Weggie

by Balls taste February 28, 2019

Scottish tea party

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.

One time I had to Scottish Tea Party my brother. We did not talk much after that.

by Dr. G. March 25, 2019

shottie

yeh basically it’s a cheap easy way to get high. yeh a shottie is a normally a small plastic bottle with a hole burnt in for ur tube (normally £2 from ur local dodgy store) also metal straws rolled up cans, metal pens, jusy anything metal. then add some water that comes a little bit higher that the tube add a thumb hole and ur just about ready to make ur transfer into a poor stoner. roll up a little ball of bacci (tobacco) and grind ur sweet green and powder it on top, or add ur weed to a bowl and pack it down or if u got a skinny tube pull of a nug press it in to the tube and ur ready for the rip. place ur lips over the bottle, put ur lighter to the weed, (cream it (inhale so the weed burns) then pull it (inhale hard to pull down the tobacco and weed) now ur 1 of 3 things, a pro stoner, a new stoner or ur a bitch for plugging it (not inhaling hard enough)

chav “yo cuz u sort draw”

skateboarder “yes bruv wys u want tenns”
chav “here u go bruv, u got a shottie”
skateboard “yeh man make ur self comfy”
5 mins later

skateboarder “yo man u plugged it 5 times inna row stick to joints man”

by Phist me June 26, 2019

SKOTTIE

A highly intelligent person who tends to hold a grudge . Will help anyone who needs it but do not cross him, he is likely to burn down house if he feels you wronged him. But is a genuinely good guy.

He pulled a skottie, they robbed them. So he burned down their house

by Skottie G. July 23, 2019

Scottishian

When a non-Scottish person goes to Scotland they aren't Scottish they are Scottishian

Scottish - Aye where ya from?
English - England
Scottish- Aye so your a Scottishian?
English - I am indeed

by AdamJames2020 August 4, 2019

Scottish snorkel dive

When you go down on a girl with a tie clip on your nose and accidentally rip out parts of her uterus...

I gave the Mrs a Scottish snorkel dive last night and had to pick the remnants of her uterian wall off my tie clip afterwards

by Electric jacko October 5, 2019

ScottDeFishy

See: definition of eboy, asks for nudes from every asian or white girl. Got bigger love handles than airsoftfatty and tends to waste his life away by playing video games and chatting up egirls, resulting in him failing classes in school.

Wow, looks like Brad is being a ScottDeFishy again! Surprise, surprise!

by Anti Edater November 28, 2019