Rusty Tap

When a bidet shoots water up your arsehole and the water trickles back down your cock brown in colour. Just like a rusty tap.
Davo's dad spends heaps of time in his new bathroom. He loves a rusty tap.
by BeerPenguin November 03, 2017
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Rusty Nixon

When you're motorboating a girl and you proclaim "I am not a crook" before vomiting all over her chest.
My girl was sassing me about how loud my bass is, so I gave that bitch a Rusty Nixon.
by queuedrizzlequeuedrizzle May 26, 2017
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Rusty Humper

When having sex and accidently sticking it in the backdoor because you haven't had sex in a long time and forgot which hole to use.
I finally had Murph stay over last nightpushy. didn't realize he was going to be such a rusty humper. He actually asked me where he should stick it because he didn't know the difference between my ass hole and my pussy.
by Spidermonkey317 April 18, 2022
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Rusty Randy

When one scrapes the rust built beneath their car and sprinkles it on the deceased corpse of there lover after masturbating on the roof
Rusty: hey how’s it goin you punk ass lil bitch.

Randy: it’s goin great. I heard your mom got a rusty randy yesterday you cow
by sangeun January 17, 2021
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Rusty chain

Baby, can you please clean the sheets? You left your rusty chain on the bed!
by Prince merkin November 13, 2018
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rusty buttcheeks

1. RustyBUTT-cheeks is when you still got poop in between your cheeks.

2. My version of rusty butt cheeks would be butt cheeks that are unused for a long time, but at one time was used lots = RustyBUTT-cheeks

3. What you call anal sex without Lube dry anal sex= RustyBUTT-cheeks
I'm going to make those rusty buttcheeks work again.

When I was walking down the road I felt something itchy, later in the bathroom when I wiped, I had rusty buttcheeks.

Babe get out your Lube, you got rusty buttcheeks
by Scotty2Hotty23 August 30, 2017
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Rusty Kebab

When you shove a used tampon into a girl's ass and then proceed to make her eat it.
I wasn't fucking getting near that herpes-laden specimen, so I just gave her a rusty kebab with gloves on.
by lardasssundae June 24, 2012
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