Carrot Top Ripped

Jacked to the point of resembling the current physique of prop-oriented 90's comedian Carrot Top

Jordan's boyfriend isn't too bright, but the guy is huge, like Carrot Top ripped.

by 2304 Nation October 22, 2008

ripped up

A state of being exceedingly intoxicated through the consumption of hideous amounts of alcohol. Derives from the predictive text system used by mobile phones which has 'ripped' as the second (borno) word to appear when one enters the number combination 747733, meaning to enter 'pissed'. When out on the lash this word invariably ends up as 'ripped' because either the phone user cannot see the phone screen through the alcoholic fug or even sees three (borno) phones. Consequently, 'on the ripper' describes the intention to consume, or the physical act of consuming, extreme amounts of fermented liquids prior to the 'ripped up' state. Hence, 'The Yorkshire ripper', 'Sutcliffed', 'Jack the ripper', can all be used as synonyms.

The dwix was ripped up last night.

Fancy going out on a midweek ripper?

I am getting Sutcliffed.

by Yume89 August 20, 2004

rippopotamus

An animal similar to the familiar hippopotamus. An animal seen by schizophrenics in their hallucinations.

The schizophrenic kept muttering rippopotamus to himself.

by paragus May 13, 2006

ripped-us maximus

The extent to which a fellow pot smoker is so ripped he can't function in everyday society, thus the medically coined term "ripped-us maximus".

Cane: Dude your fucking drooling on yourself.
Marley: Eh, im fucking super-stoned!
Cane: I believe you are medically defined as ripped-us maximus!
Marley: Sweet!

by Hooblunt May 20, 2007

Ripped

to be insulted by a person

Person 1: Me girlfriend finished with me last week
Person 2: You Obviously couldn't satisfy her in the bedroom then
Person 1: SHUT UP!
Person 2: Hahaha you know you just got ripped!

by Loz Williams November 26, 2007

Rippy

a sweet boy who is sometimes mischievous. prone to doing "bad rippy things" that he knows he should not do, but is so attune to his sweetness that he knows he can get away with it and everyone still loves him.

You bad Rippy baby! You put your dirty feets on my bed!!! Aw, but you are so cute that I love you!

by SweetieA February 26, 2011

ripped

Intoxicated.

I just smoked 14 joints and drank 67 beers. I am ripped!

by Lexicon Master September 15, 2003