2 definition by Hooblunt

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Captain Morgan + Mountain Dew = dank Captain Dew!
What should we drink tonight Cane? How bout some Captain Dew! Ok!
by hooblunt May 01, 2007

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The extent to which a fellow pot smoker is so ripped he can't function in everyday society, thus the medically coined term "ripped-us maximus".
Cane: Dude your fucking drooling on yourself.
Marley: Eh, im fucking super-stoned!
Cane: I believe you are medically defined as ripped-us maximus!
Marley: Sweet!
by Hooblunt May 06, 2007

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