Potato 

The best vegetable on the planet. tastes good in any way! fried, boiled, deep-fried, mashed, and way more!
also used to refer to someone who's lazy and fat

Person 1: hey is that Liz?
Person 2: yeah, she became a potato ever since quarantine.

Potato by randomfoodie33 June 9, 2022

Potato 

1. The holiest and fruitiest of veggietables. Good to crunch. Found in chip, fry, mash, scallop, and raw forms.
2. Used to describe anything and everything.

1. Hailey gazed longingly at the crispy crunchyness of the glorious potato fry.
2. "Look at my new puppy!"
"Awww! He's such a potato!"

Potato by :○) June 12, 2022

Potato 

A carnivorous animal that secretly kills humans

Oh look a killer potato - A random person

Potato by shadow2329382938 June 25, 2022

Potato 

Not a penis, it is a food item

Stop looking at my penis. Its a penis , not a potato

Potato by 13 man June 27, 2022

potato 

Thing with low quality.

His camera is just a potato.

potato by ct678ikjnbvfrtyujnbvcxswe4567y July 8, 2022

Potato 

A vegetable that you eat after you cook.

Usually used in dinners but you could have it for lunch.

You shouldn’t eat a raw potato but you probably did anyway.

Potato by Potato king lord Potato July 25, 2022

Potato 

A child that has been stuffed in a potato sack and brutally murdered while in said sack

Person 1: have you heard of the boy who got a potato
Person 2: yeah I'm hiding my child so they don't get one

Potato by Jimjom33 August 19, 2022