Porch monkey

A group of teenagers who are so weird they can only befriend eachother. They insist on tie dying anything and everything . They stay out all night and swing danc win the street to country music. They name everything they find rocks and Starr's and any wallets. They have a strange urge to Color everything and play with uv and glow in the dark stuff. They drink every Friday and run around being even weirder than normal and I sisit on calling every sand niggers nigglets and towel heads. Make fun of everyone they don't like in cruel ways. They make friends at Walmart and judge people at the mall and always have a camera on them ALWAYS and make when approaching a crowds . Most are asexual or date other Porch monkeys and the occasional sand nigger

"Walmart
" omg cute guy!!!!!"
"Be my friend!!"
Guy runs off
" it's okay let's tie dye are panties"
"Yay!!!"
" y'all are porch monkeys"

by Gretchen weiners June 1, 2013

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porch manque

1. (n) A soi-distant 'conservative' blogger, neo-confederate, and racist who thinks it's the height of hilarity to use racist and ethnic slurs.

2. (n) A racist wingnut blogger and bigot.

3. (n) Any racist that lies and obfuscates when called out for racism.

"Robert Stacy McCain has written that interracial marriage is something that perfectly rational people react to with natural revulsion. Fucking porch manque."

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by Warren Terra June 30, 2010

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Porchtard

Skinny white trash idiots on a porch drinking alcholic beverages and smoking cigarettes while being stupid.

Look those porchtards. What losers!

by remlap1013 September 20, 2015

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porcherator

When the outside temperature is cold enough to emulate your refrigerator, you can put things on the porch, such as drinks, meat, cheese, etc., and use the porch as a refrigerator ... hence, the porcherator.

I love it when the temperature is below freezing! All the drinks in the porcherator get slushy and good.

by TheKurgan1965 February 27, 2017

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