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pencilcunt

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A loud and obnoxious woman who wears office attire at the weekend. Usually a member of the upper class she will more likely resemble the Equus ferus caballus, sometimes simply being described as 'horsey.' She will also tend to be ruddy cheeked, over weight and generally a bieguustch... more so, a pencilcunt.
Roly: 'How is the sale of your apartment to that fat pencil skirt bitch going'

Hannah: 'You mean Pencilcunt? Well pencilcunt has decided to pull out with no explination or communication leaving me totally dans la merde'

Roly: 'What a pencilcunt!'
by Roly C November 15, 2012
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Pencil Drawn Line

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An unfathomably neat vagina, without overhanging or meanderings.
How are things going with your girlfriend?

Great! You should see downstairs. It's like a pencil drawn line!
by Wagglejavelin November 16, 2012
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pendi fly

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pendifly - adjective : when one is intoxicated to the point of making a fool of themselves in front of others. also includes but not limited to engaging in acts of lude behavior with others while drunk.
Dude, check out whats his name, he's all pendi fly bro.
by outlaw josie whales June 3, 2016
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pencil party

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when the whole class forgets their pencils and someone saves the day
Yo, it's aboutta be a pencil party
by Miss belle November 30, 2016
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Pencil Sharpening Day

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Pencil Sharpening Day is an international Holiday, taking place on October 27th, which was recently popularized by the Youtuber cs188.

While the true origin of this annual holiday is unknown, experts believe that it originated in the middle ages, when feathers that were used to write bibles were thrown onto a pile and then were all sharpened on pencil sharpening day.

There is also rumored to be another Pencil Sharpening Day in November, which could not be confirmed, though.
Woohoo! It's pencil sharpening day! Hahahaha!
by RacerN2O December 7, 2016
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something you write with and sometimes when you're bored you play with it it has an eraser on the top and when you're bored you SHOVE IT SOMEONES BUTT
he's using a pencil to write in his math test today
by savage543you March 6, 2017
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